Tuesday, 23 March 2021

Five Large, Please

Attempting to leave the Britland from 29th March without a reasonable excuse could land travellers with a £5 000 fine, according to new Covid regulations, entitled the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) (Steps) (England) Regulations 2021

They state that attempting to leave England to travel outside the UK, or even being at an "embarkation point" with the purpose of leaving the UK, without a reasonable excuse could be punished with up to a £5 000 fine.  Examples of reasonable excuses include traveling for work, volunteering, studying, legal obligations, medical reasons, to give assistance to vulnerable person, elite sports, attending a funeral, or going to the wedding or civil partnership of a close family member.  This means attempting to leave the country for leisure purposes, such as going on holiday, will not be allowed. 

The Government is expected to review restrictions on global travel before 12th April but those who are allowed to travel outside the UK will be required to complete a travel declaration form. There is a £200 fine for those who fail to do this.

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Dovey

 

How To...

If you share a family profile or have multiple separate profiles on one Netflix account, you can personalise the photo for your profile.  To change the picture to one already pre-loaded on Netflix, simply go to your account in a web browser of your choice (NOTE:  you cannot do this on a phone or tablet app).

Once signed in, head to the upper right corner of the screen, where you’ll see your Netflix icon. Select "Manage Profiles", then click on the pencil over your icon, which will bring you to the "Edit Profile" section.  Here, selecting the pencil icon again, you can choose from a bunch of images, from animals to characters from some of your favourite shows.

If you want something else not offered through Netflix’s choice of pictures, you’ll have to use a Google Chrome extension called Custom Profile Picture for Netflix.  This allows users to change their Netflix icon to whatever they like. 

Download and install the extension from the Chrome webstore.  Then, go to the "Manage Profiles" page on "Netflix Open Custom Profile Picture" for Netflix (which should appear in your taskbar as an extension icon) which will give you the option to update all of the profiles on your Netflix account with new photos.  You can use any photo you want as long as it’s a .jpeg file, under 5MB and will fit in the shape of a square.

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Sorted

I run around in shorts, a T and flappers all the time and after years of wearing the same Camels, it was time to get some new ones.  They have just opened up a "Discount" store in the shopping mall near us and so I figured I'd go in and have a gander.

No Camels (~THB 2 000/pair) but they did have some similar ones at a fraction of the cost and so I bought three pairs and have no need to go clothes shopping for another few years.  I got them home, trimmed off the labels (noting RRP was $60/pair) and tied them on.

They fit perfectly and are very comfy with pockets in all the right places.  And I am still a 32" waist.  For now.  😎

Getting Better

Just before Christmas we had a new battery operated main door lock fitted and we were rather concerned to see it drain after barely two months.  I fitted 4 x new alkaline batteries this time and was dismayed to see the LCD reading show 77% battery power and have since been fretting a bit about power longevity .  Who wants to replace AA cells every couple of months?

It's not just the cost, it's peace of mind over not being locked out.

Happily though the power level has only just dropped to under 70% in about 5 weeks.

This to me means that the initial batteries were cheapie crappy ones with long life alkaline ones far better suited and the gauge is merely for "induction" only.  If they can last 5 - 6 months or so, I'll be well chuffed.  As I am with the lock itself.  It works with finger prints and so there is no need to fish for keys or a card when laden down with shopping.

Or pissed.

DYK?

 In Queensland, Australia, it's illegal to own a pet rabbit.  You can face fines up to $30 000.

5- Retiring to Where?

Ecuador

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By Donna Stiteler

Ecuador is the land of diversity. Whether you want to live, vacation, retire, or simply relax in Ecuador, you’ll find the perfect combination of climate, culture, and affordability to make your dreams come true. It’s a country Anthony Bourdain described as “a republic on the equator lying on the west coast of South America and is the 2nd smallest country on the continent. With 1,200 miles of beach, one of the world’s highest active volcanoes, and the Galápagos islands, it is one of the most ecologically diverse places on the planet.”

Ecuador is a largely undiscovered country not yet gentrified but still offering the conveniences of modern living including high-speed fiber optic internet, American dollar currency, temperate weather, good public transportation, and affordable healthcare and housing.  It has a tranquillo culture where manana means sometime in the future, and people welcome each other with cheek kisses and deep hugs. It’s often described as a trip back to the 1950s, only now the indigenous men in tribal dress pulling donkeys on long ropes are talking on iPhones. Walk down any major city street and you will see a mix of indigenous, Spanish descendants, mixed ethnicities, North Americans, and Europeans.

Because of its unique geological topography with the equator creating temperate weather, you can live on the beach and enjoy cool sea breezes which makes the weather in the 70s and mid-80s. Or settle in the Andes, where the equator places the mountains closer to the sun, making even locations at 8,000 altitudes produce weather in the 60s–70s F.

Visit the beaches and you can sit on the shores of Puerto Lopez and whale watch while you enjoy a pilsner and eat freshly made ceviche in beachside canopies. Venture north on the coast and you’ll encounter small sleepy coastal towns that attract expats wanting to escape the rat race, surfers, and hippies riding bicycles in towns like Montanita. Further north is the launching point to explore the Galápagos islands and its famous blue-footed boobies and giant green tortoises. On the southern coastal tip of Ecuador is Salinas, a modern oceanside town known for its party bars, seafood, and year-round fiestas.

Head inland and you’re in the Andes, where you can zipline over mountain valleys, white water raft, get purified by Shamans, and shop for colorful textiles loomed by the indigenous. Many expats settle in Quito or Cuenca to enjoy the 16th century Spanish colonial and 18th century French Republican architecture which earned these cities UNESCO Heritage site designations. Both these colonial towns offer modern conveniences and have a booming tourist industry. Their stone-laden streets are lined with shops, chic bars, and restaurants tucked into scenic historic buildings.

Go east into the Amazon rainforests and you can paddle down the Puyo river where you’ll see the indigenous tribes who live on the river with their children, who hoist blow dart guns to test their aim.

Expats are scattered all over Ecuador depending on their lifestyle choices. Larger expat communities are in Salinas, with its beaches lined with modern condos; Cotacachi, a small sleepy village where craftsman make everything from leather goods to alpaca ponchos; Cuenca, the modern Andean town which is the cultural center of Ecuador, where music, art, and New Orleans-style architecture attracts visitors from around the world; and Vilcabamba, the home of the Valley of Longevity known for its indigenous centurions and laidback expats who sit outside at cafés trading philosophies.

While I appreciate the natural beauty and the mix of indigenous, Incan, and Spanish culture, one of my favorite benefits is the affordable lifestyle. There are few places where living is as affordable as in Ecuador. There is something for everyone, regardless of your budget. Consider that you can own a home on a Pacific Coast beach or a condo with great views in the Andes for less than $150,000. Rentals are plentiful and affordable too with a two-bedroom, two-bathroom condo available in downtown Cuenca for $500.

A couple can live here for anywhere from $1,650 to $1,825 a month, depending on location and lifestyle.

Since the land produces excellent food, mostly with year-round growing seasons, prices at local mercados are so low, it is difficult to carry more than $15 worth of fruits and vegetables. Household help is available for $20 per day, and services like pedicures and haircuts are just a few dollars. No need for heating and cooling bills in most of the country, and you can live most places without a car, paying 30 cents or less for buses, and $2 to $5 for cab rides.

There are tight-knit active expat communities and many activities to get involved in—day trips to nearby towns, card games, dinner clubs, trivia, art classes, hikes in the Cajas, and long lunches with friends. Every day I get up and have a choice of what I’d like to do. Living in Ecuador has given me the retirement I could only have dreamed about if I had stayed in the U.S.

Headline de Jour

Giant teddy bear held to ransom in exchange for two Greggs sausage rolls

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Well Said

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.

Alan Turing
English logician & mathematician (1912 - 1954)

News Thump

Nicola Sturgeon

Conservative politicians have confirmed that anyone found to have breached the ministerial code by misleading parliament should be forced to resign – unless the breach is by a Tory and the parliament in question is in Westminster, in which case it’s completely fine.

Following news that Nicola Sturgeon has been found to have misled a Holyrood committee, Scottish Conservative leader Douglas Ross said that the First Minister should resign immediately.

“Nicola Sturgeon must go now,” Ross told the BBC.

“Misleading parliament is a clear and deliberate attempt to undermine democracy for which there is no alternative but to resign.

“And to all those who are accusing me of blatant hypocrisy and naked political opportunism I simply stick my fingers in my ears and say ‘LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has also called for Ms Sturgeon to go.

“Misleading the Scottish parliament is unacceptable,” said Johnson.

“Nicola Sturgeon has lied to the Queen, lied to journalists, lied to the public, broken international law, conspired to have journalists beaten up, awarded eye-watering contracts to her friends, given public money to an IT advisor who she happened to be shagging and totally cocked-up the handling of the pandemic resulting in over 120k deaths.

“Oh, no, hang on, that’s me isn’t it?”

Meanwhile, stand-in Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson told parliament that Sturgeon should resign now rather than wait to be replaced as First Minster by Douglas Ross after the election in May. The session then had to be suspended for 30-minutes to allow MSPs time to try and stop laughing.

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Harold and Maude

Another cult classic we have not manged to see yet but that was all put right over the weekend when we settled back to watch this 1971 movie.  Delightful.

It features a young lad called Harold, who lives with his mum.  He's a loner and a bit odd to boot, in that he is fixated with death.  This fascination manifesting itself by staging his own fake suicides, driving a hearse and attending funerals.  Even of people he doesn't know.

His well meaning but distracted mother (who is minted and lives in a grand mansion) is not overly keen on his suicide stunts but takes them in her stride as she tries to get him to be "normal".  This includes sending him to therapy and trying to get him married off, via a new fangled idea called computer dating.

Attending a random funeral, Harold meets up with Maude, an elderly biddy who is completely the opposite to him and is obsessed with life.  Especially hers.  Although aware she is fast approaching her own 80th birthday, she is determined to live each day to the max and embraces all kinds of adventures and experiences to enrich her time and isn't too bothered by the rules and laws of society.

H & M become friends and the film observes how they interact and slowly change, with Harold seeing a whole different way of life and moving on from his morbid fascination with the afterlife.

There are two points in the movie which stick out.  The sound track is by Cat Stevens with him writing specifically for the film and never releasing the songs on any of his albums (he even has a cameo at one funeral a la Hitchcock).  I am OK with his music-ish but it really fits in here.

The second you need to be very observant and will explain Maude's joie de vivre in a split second, making the whole experience even more profound.  I think it's about 15 - 20 minutes before the end and it is a stroke of genius as it collects all the clues throughout the movie and presents it as a fait au complet.

And that's the end of French lessons for today.

You Don't Say

Drummer Buddy Rich died after surgery in 1987.  As he was being prepped for surgery, a nurse asked him, “Is there anything you can’t take?” 

Rich replied, “Yeah, country music.”

Viz Bits

 

Table

#TeamPWDLFAGDPTS
1Manchester City30225364214371
2Manchester United29169456322457
3Leicester City29175753322156
4Chelsea29149644251951
5West Ham United29147845351049
6Tottenham Hotspur29146949301948
7Liverpool29137948361246
8Everton28144104037346
9Arsenal29126114032842
10Aston Villa28125113930941
11Leeds United29123144547-239
12Crystal Palace29107123147-1637
13Wolverhampton Wanderers2998122838-1035
14Southampton2996143651-1533
15Burnley2989122237-1533
16Brighton and Hove Albion29711113236-432
17Newcastle United2977152848-2028
18Fulham30511142338-1526
19West Bromwich Albion2939172057-3718
20Sheffield United2942231650-3414

Key

Positions: Champions League 1,2,3,4. Europa League 5. Relegation 18,19,20.

Match Report

Crisis? What crisis? José Mourinho responded to the week that threatened to derail Tottenham’s season by selecting a second striker, in Carlos Vinícius, to take some of the workload off Harry Kane and don’t you just know it, they both scored to move their team to within three points of the Premier League’s top four.

After the hullabaloo that followed two emotional defeats in five days, the Spurs manager praised his “ashamed” players for their spirited reaction but challenged them to play with “this emotional approach, this team spirit, this sacrifice” every week.

Following what Kane called the “embarrassing” knockout blows by Arsenal in the Premier League and Dinamo Zagreb in the Europa League, Mourinho elicited the kind of performance he wants his squad to see as the norm but accepted is difficult to expect within football nowadays.

He was able to make his point to any disenchanted squad players with a basic team selection of fielding big man with big man up front. It was not pretty, but it worked pretty well.

Vinícius scored his first Premier League goal in the first half before Kane won and converted a penalty in the second for his 17th of the season.

Aston Villa, again disappointing, have collected only five points from the six games without Jack Grealish, who is due back from his shin injury after the international break.

Mourinho was gratified by his team’s performance but sees a bigger challenge looming that incorporates societal aspects beyond his control. “We had the attitude,” he said. “We changed some little details about the tactical approach but this is not about tactics, it’s about attitude, so total credit to the players.

“The players gave absolutely everything. It’s a pity we could only make three changes [substitutes] because everyone was at the limits – cramps, fatigue – that are connected with a performance where they gave everything. My next challenge as their coach is to have this attitude every week, and not just as a reaction to a bad result.

“Football nowadays is not easy in relation to that. The selfism is around; the individual interests are around; the agents are around; the connection between agents and press is around. Instead of the feeling of team empathy.

“You need time to develop this in the group. Nowadays you need time because the psychological profile of younger people is not an easy one.”

Mourinho even selected two 16-year-olds, Dane Scarlett and Alfie Devine, among his substitutes. “I need players for who this game is really important,” he said, naming no names for whom the two previous games by implication were evidently not that important. “This positivity is what the team needed and I saw that. The two best defenders in my team were Harry Kane and Carlos Vinícius.

“This is the victory of a group that were ashamed with what happened in the past week. To be ashamed is a man’s reaction. [If you] don’t care, don’t give a shit, [this] is not from a man. To be ashamed is a man’s emotional reaction, which they had, and I’m very happy with that.”

It is a long time since Spurs fielded two centre-forwards in the same league game – more than three years since Kane was partnered by Fernando Llorente for an FA Cup tie with AFC Wimbledon – although Kane dropped off to play in the role of his shirt number for much of the game.

Despite looking leg-heavy and defensively indecisive in the opening stages, Spurs made the breakthrough thanks to their new forward pairing.

With Gareth Bale and Dele Alli benched, Erik Lamela suspended and Son Heung-min injured, Spurs had less chance to play through midfield. So when Sergio Reguilón played a long channel ball towards Vinícius and Emiliano Martínez came rushing out of his goal to clear, Spurs at least had men up to capitalise.

Lucas Moura did brilliantly to win the first ball and then, after finding Kane, even better to run on to the return down the left and square the ball for Vinicíus to tap in his first Premier League goal.

Villa did not have a shot on goal until the 58th minute when Trezeguet mishit his volley from Morgan Sanson’s cross. “We’ve been good defensively, but we’ve lacked creativity in the final third,” Dean Smith, their manager, said.

Villa, who have scored only three goals in six games, were just threatening to find a way back into the game when Spurs, playing their 48th game of the season, began to tire and Matty Cash unnecessarily clipped Kane’s heels, with the ball about to run out of play.

Spurs had their platform for recovery. The England captain stepped up to score his 27th goal of a season that could still work out well for the club and their manager.

His gamble paid off on the night. Now let’s see what his talented squad players make of his challenge to give their all every week.

TG