Sunday, 12 February 2017

News Thump

Liverpool ban The Sun
Liverpool Football Club has been taking part in drug-fuelled sex romps with illegal immigrants at the expense of taxpayers, according to The Sun today.
The tabloid newspaper claims they were contacted by a number of unnamed but definitely reliable sources soon after being banned from the club’s Anfield stadium and Melwood training ground.
The allegations include:
  • The five-times Champions League winners attending kinky porn parties arranged by liberal elite Match of the Day host Gary Lineker.
  • Smuggling illegal immigrants into the UK and housing them in luxury mansions that have been converted into sex factories at the taxpayers’ expense.
  • Buying drugs from overseas crime lord drug baron gangs and forcing ballboys to sell them on to their schoolmates.
The club, who according to The Sun are currently bottom of the Northern Premier League, have yet to comment.
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