It seems everyone is going directly to DEFCON minus a gazillion and giving Trumpton an excuse for reaching for the red button. The reason?
Someone mixed up an envelope and an Oscar winner, didn't.
Now we have the fall out, the finger pointing and the enormous ramifications of such a heinous error that will impact lasting damage to this planet and the entire human race.
Except it won't, will it? Who gives a flying fuck and more importantly, who gives a toss about the Oscars in the first place which are all rigged and fixed in the first place.