Saturday, 24 December 2016

Are You Missing Something?- 1

Make Your Christmas Tree Great Again

Make Your Christmas Tree Great Again
The official Christmas ornament (brass and finished in 24 karat gold for the low, low price of $99) of the newly elected U.S. president has unleashed a fury of sarcastic and hilarious reviews on Amazon: 

"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge. I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right."

"When Amazon sends its ornaments, it isn't sending its best. It's sending ornaments that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing hate. They're bringing misogyny. They're racists. And some, I assume, are good ornaments."

"It keeps grabbing my cat."

To see more reviews, check 'em out here

A Creepy, Crawly Christmas Ornament

A Creepy, Crawly Christmas Ornament
You know you want one — a medically accurate, totally gross Human Centipede Christmas tree ornament. (Source)

An Enthusiastic "Yeah!" For Christmas

An Enthusiastic 'Yeah!' For Christmas
Offensively enthusiastic, the F-Yeah Lasercut Banner is made out of alder wood and gives off a faint campfire smell. From Etsy seller desTroy.



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