Saturday, 23 February 2013

Yiddish in Easy Steps

1.
"Oy gevalt, Anne. Oy gevalt."

"Oy gevalt, Anne. Oy gevalt."

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2.
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"Zug gornisht! They can hear you."

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"Ron Burgundy fancies himself a big macher."

4.
"Oh boo hoo. What a groyser kunt."

"Oh boo hoo. What a groyser kunt."

"A shaynem dank dir im pupik, Santa."

"A shaynem dank dir im pupik, Santa."

7.
"Oy gevalt, Kim. Don't let that Kris make an agunah out of you!"

"Oy gevalt, Kim. Don't let that Kris make an agunah out of you!"

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"A broooooooookh!"

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"Jude Law, dibst a manipulative, cheating shtick drek."

"Was he really shtupping all of them?!? What bobkes (nonsense)!"

"Was he really shtupping all of them?!? What bobkes (nonsense)!"

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"A choleryeh af dir, you back-stabbing shtick drek."

"Of course they'll keep shtupping around! After all, a chazer bleibt a chazer."

"Of course they'll keep shtupping around! After all, a chazer bleibt a chazer."

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13.
"Oy vey, buddy. We're seriously ahf tzuris."

"Oy vey, buddy. We're seriously ahf tzuris."

14.
"Woah, he is one badass alter kocker."

"Woah, he is one badass alter kocker."

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"That Dowager Countess is one serious balabusta."

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"Shtup Ryan Gosling in a movie? Ot azoy!"

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"Doctor, you're a true balnes! This liquid facelift makes me look 10 years younger!"

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"You left me bubpkis? What a stingy ben zona!"

"You left me bubpkis? What a stingy ben zona!"

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"Can't you see I'm in crisis? Your girl problems are drek ahf a shpendel."

"OMG. What a shtik fleisch mit tzvei eigen!"

"OMG. What a shtik fleisch mit tzvei eigen!"

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MAZEL TOV!

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In other words, congratulations and good luck! May Yiddish serve you well.
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