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"Oy gevalt, Anne. Oy gevalt."
"Zug gornisht! They can hear you."
"Ron Burgundy fancies himself a big macher."
"Oh boo hoo. What a groyser kunt."
"A shaynem dank dir im pupik, Santa."
"Oy gevalt, Kim. Don't let that Kris make an agunah out of you!"
"Jude Law, dibst a manipulative, cheating shtick drek."
"Was he really shtupping all of them?!? What bobkes (nonsense)!"
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"A choleryeh af dir, you back-stabbing shtick drek."
"Of course they'll keep shtupping around! After all, a chazer bleibt a chazer."
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"Oy vey, buddy. We're seriously ahf tzuris."
"Woah, he is one badass alter kocker."
"That Dowager Countess is one serious balabusta."
"Shtup Ryan Gosling in a movie? Ot azoy!"
"Doctor, you're a true balnes! This liquid facelift makes me look 10 years younger!"
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"You left me bubpkis? What a stingy ben zona!"
"Can't you see I'm in crisis? Your girl problems are drek ahf a shpendel."
"OMG. What a shtik fleisch mit tzvei eigen!"
MAZEL TOV!
In other words, congratulations and good luck! May Yiddish serve you well.
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