I Say, I Say, I Say...

Comedian Tim Vine has cemented his reputation as king of the one-liners after he won the prize for joke of the year at the annual Lafta awards.

His gag, “Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes”, saw off competition from acts including Jimmy Carr (“I know a couple who get on like a house on fire. They both feel trapped and are slowly suffocating to death.”) and Paul Daniels (“I said to this fella ‘Is there a B&Q in Henley?’ He said “No, there’s an H, an E, an N, and L and a Y’.”)

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