1. How do South Koreans get kids to stop studying?
Police.
2. What’s the difference between lava and magma?
Location.
3. What’s the best way to figure out how your tattoo will age?
Math.
4. What makes New York bagels so tasty?
Poaching.
5. What’s the biggest downside of an all-beer diet?
Scurvy.
6. Can soap get dirty?
Yes.
7. Why do coins make your hands smell funny?
Iron.
8. What made the AK-47 so popular?
Reliability.
9. Legally, are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Veggies.
10. How many rupees will a yeti-hunting permit set you back?
500.
11. What dog might steal Mary Poppins’ gig?
Pits!
12. What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
“Pwwwft.”
13. What’s the oddest thing Antarctica recycles?
Dreams.
14. What’s the name of the space between your thumb and other fingers?
Purlicue.
15. How would an OCD person prefer to see a pine tree?
Deconstructed.
16. Have Archie and Jughead ever railed against sinners?
Yup.
17. What happens when ants wear stilts?
Confusion.
18. Can you have a two-way conversation with a severed head?
OK.
19. What’s the neatest thing you can buy for $600,000?
Submarines.
20. Who’s the weirdest person Barbara Bush ever apologized to?
Marge.
21. What do you give cold chickens?
Cardigans.
22. Is this milk still good?
Probably.
23. Credit, Debit or Paypal: What’s the safest way to pay online?
Credit.
24. What company was Steve Jobs happy Apple appeared before in the phone book?
Atari.
25. How many ingredients are in the McRib?
70!
Bonus: Where can I get a free issue of mental_floss magazine?
Here!
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