Coming Soon, Live Bushisms

Bush is to embark next month on an international speaking tour aimed at making him loads of dosh and reshaping his battered image abroad. The former president, but on-going bumbling oaf, plans to make about ten speeches over the next year- the first of what he hopes will be many more, at various venues in the US, Canada, Europe and Asia.

Unlucky Canucks, he is to deliver his first speech on 17th March in Calgary, Canada, which will be held in a convention centre before a mostly business audience, but the press will not be allowed to attend. The brochure promoting this cobblers reads:

“President during a period of great consequence, George W Bush shares thoughts* on his eight momentous years in the Oval Office and discusses the challenges facing the world in the 21st century.”

No doubt there will be many to watch him falter through similarly, carefully pre-written and re-written lies and more guff, but let's hope they check their shoes at Reception. Actually, let's hope they don't- those snow boots should pack a pretty powerful wallop.

And I can't wait for his tour of Iraq...



*That'll be a quick speech then...