What do you do if you're a bus driver and are made aware some of your passengers are smoking crack cocaine on your vehicle?
If you're the driver of bus number 47, you'd drive it right up to the nearest Plod shop and ask them to deal with the situation. Which is exactly what he did, only to be advised that Dibble was too busy and that he should ring 999 for assistance instead.
The offical response from The Filth:
"We can confirm that at 11.41* am last Tuesday, staff at the front desk of Lewisham police station received a report from members of the public concerning two males allegedly consuming drugs while on board a bus.
On receiving this report, front desk staff immediately reported the incident, which was graded as requiring an immediate response.
At that time, no Lewisham response teams were available due to policing demands, so the incident was assigned to mounted branch officers in the area at 11.51* am.
The mounted branch officers subsequently carried out searches of the area but there was no trace of the suspects."
Funny that, a mere ten minutes* went by and the druggies didn't even have the decency to wait to be arrested. Has no one any manners left nowadays?