Hot on the heels of his promotion to Canadian Tea Boy in the Army, Prince William has declared that he plans to leave the armed forces to concentrate on becoming a full-time royal, once his finishes his "military training*" at the start of 2009.
He plans to devote himself to "charity work as well learning about the 'art of kingship'" adding that he would not become a "full-time meet and greeter" as some of his family are.
Willy, me old mucker, you don't need any lessons in the art of "kingship"- you are clearly already a quitter and an expert work-shy parasite.
You are a natural, my son!
*Tea or coffee, sir? One lump or two? Would you like milk with that?
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