Not A Walk in the Park

Two French hikers who got lost for seven (7) weeks in the Amazon jungle have been found safe and sound in French Guiana.

They survived the ordeal by eating turtle flesh, beetles and spiders- including tarantulas.

One of the guys was suffering from a numbness in the tongue caused by the poison of the tarantula which he had eaten without having cooked it through enough and he would have died if he had had to spend another two or three nights in the jungle.

No arguing about who gets a leg there then...