Fancy a snog?
Well, don't risk it in Bombay.
Despite being India's most liberal city, the home of Bollywood and the commercial capital of the country, it is illegal for couples to kiss in public.
More than one hundred couples were rounded up by police this week and fined 1 200 rupees; around fifteen quid.
Best quote of the week for me came from one of the local residents: "They can hire a room. This is India, not England." :oD
It'll be a lot cheaper than getting fined all right.