It appears that B & Q have dropped a bit of a clanger with their choice of Christmas jingles in one of their shops.

Instead of festive tracks piped into the shop via their in store sound system, customers heard an "X" rated song from the wonderful (yet very naughty) cartoon series South Park contained on a Christmas CD.

Predictably Mr & Mrs Havenolife were outraged and have complained bitterly at the offence caused, prompting an apology from the management.

So much for Christmas being a time for forgiving then...