Scary photo, but this is now the fourth or fifth time I have visited a hairdressers since leaving the UK and it still proves to be one of my greater challenges; principally because I only know about five relevant words in each language: Appointment, Short, Good, More and Cut being about it.
Haven't quite sussed out "No, I don't want to look like sodding Woodstock. Thank you very much" yet.
And for those of you who know me - Yes those are my fingernails. See miracles do happen.