Last Tuesday in fact, was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" (I kid you not, this is for real!)
So in honour of this prestigious day I would like to relate to you all my favourite pirate joke; apologies to all if you've heard this before.
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: 'Cos they just Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh............
Slays me every time. :-D