Speeding on the road will incur a huge on-the-spot fine
Getting caught dodging fares and it’s a 40 Euro fine.
Fall asleep in the park on the bench or on the grass after 10.00 pm? Upwards of a 40 Euro fine for illegal camping!
Pissing in the street? 20 Euros please.
Crossing the road on a red pedestrian light? That’ll be 5 Euro.
Ah yes, Hamburg. A Fine city indeed…
PS: Had we been busted we reckon we’ve accumulated at least 395 Euros in fines and I’ve only pissed behind the trees/bushes 7 times…