Walking into town today I took the usual route which include some roads that are cobbled. These roads are not particularly user friendly for push bikes and once again "Mr Arrogant Twat on Two Wheels" decides he has right of way on the pavement to avoid jarring his bony arse and hurled abuse at me as I flattened myself against the wall to allow him to pass. Tosser.
So what's funny about that then? Listen on:
As I recovered from my encounter with the rider I saw a car driving very slowly up the road towards me and I noticed the reason for the lack of speed. It was a Chav Mobile (yes, they have them here too) and his spoiler was ultra low making it difficult to drive on the cobble stones.
It was at this point that the Chavster must have got fed up at his lack of progress and he put his foot down. Unfortunately, it was also at this point that the road dipped slightly and the whole of his front spoiler got ripped off!
That was enough to send me into hysterics but it got better- the cyclist also observed all of this and was laughing so hard that he drove into the kerb and promptly fell of his bike in a painful heap.
Naturally I rushed to his aid.
Did I fuck- funniest thing I have seen all tour and I'm still pissing myself now.